I learned just before leaving for a wedding reception that we had no card to give the couple, so I quickly made one using this picture. The theme for the decorations was red roses. How cool is that?
This is clearly why texting was invented, stolen from textslastnight.com: (315): So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.