"Looks like you've been sorting tomcats!"

Geraldine was walking in the parking lot near her house and a car backed out (thankfully slowly) knocking her down. The only damage done was two black eyes and a knot on her forehead. Astonishing given she is 95! When my brother-in-law saw her last night, the words in the title was the first thing he said. And we all laughed, even Geraldine.